You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
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Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
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"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
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