idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
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I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
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I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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