Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
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Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
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Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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