i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
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I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
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I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
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