the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
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i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
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At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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