This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
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u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
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The uberlube is also flammable
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
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