i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
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i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
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I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
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