Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
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First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
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I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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