I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
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I don't remember. Are we still dating?
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
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does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
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Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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