I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
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I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
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What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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