maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
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The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
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If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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