Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
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its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
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I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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