garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Fuck appropriateness.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
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He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
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My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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