so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
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Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
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You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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