Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
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Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
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she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
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