I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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