There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
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I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
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The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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