i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
apparently the secret to your success is patron
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
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I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
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I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
Couch. On fire.
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