Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
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I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
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There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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