Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
He kissed a someone with a penis
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
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Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
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The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
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