And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
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Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
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I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
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