Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
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i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
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Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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