Say something about gay babies.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
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It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
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I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
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