just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
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Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
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Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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