bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
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I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
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I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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