Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
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before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
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Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
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