ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
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He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
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Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
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Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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