I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
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Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
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People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
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