My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
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We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
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Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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