I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
Naked Twister starts at high noon
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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