Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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