i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
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i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
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Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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