Soap is not a condiment
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
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are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
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Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
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