It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
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only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
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He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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