In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
he laminated a picture of his dick.
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You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
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Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
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