problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
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all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
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Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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