dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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