If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
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so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
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New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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