He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
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Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
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How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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