a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
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You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
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i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
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