I think scott just propositioned me for sex
I'm at some bar in brklyn... just made out with a guy named Owen.
He is a pre-school teacher... just sang me a song about weather.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
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..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
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we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
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I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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