covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
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So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
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I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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