well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
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It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
She needs sedatives and a leash
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Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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