they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
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Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
40s are totally the cure
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
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BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
Randomize