How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
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The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
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I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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