Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
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I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
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Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
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