She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
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this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
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Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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