If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
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It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
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Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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