I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
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It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
We just shotgunned beers for America
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
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Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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