Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
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idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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